i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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