Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
no you cant smoke seaweed
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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