doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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