So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You are a genius and a whore.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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