so explain again why im purple
no
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
