You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Do vagina's smell?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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