I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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