is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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