4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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