my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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