Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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