the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
should my penis look like a turkey
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm bleeding and have questions
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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