Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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