i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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