Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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