so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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