I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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