the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
