Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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