508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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