i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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