Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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