Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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