Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
