You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
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xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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