Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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