I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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