Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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