Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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