Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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