if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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