Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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