Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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