Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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