He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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