Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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