What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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