And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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