remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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