marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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