i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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