after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
