if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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