if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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