lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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