My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize