I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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