Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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