I feel like I'm in dance class right now
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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