their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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