I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
false alarm, still single
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