I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Randomize
