I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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