Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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