They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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