I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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